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The Vintage Stoner

An old pothead's views on legal weed and getting high

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I created this image a few years back, before Artificial Intelligence reared its ugly little head. Imagine my horror when I look at it now and realize it looks just like an A.I. generated image. Just my fucking luck …

An old stoner’s almanac

Reviews of legal cannabis in southern Illinois and how to use it

Plus the best tunes for catching a buzz

This site came from one of those ideas you get when you’re stoned. Reading weed reviews is like reading a science textbook. Fuck that. Can I go to Walmart after smoking it? Is it a good strain for work, or will I be glued to the couch. Smoking the strains we used to read about in High Times, but never could find here in Bumfuck, Egypt.

Reviews

Taking A Shower With GTI Black Afghan and a side of Nature’s Grace And Wellness’ Skywalker

Bedford Grow’s Azrael offers a giggly buzz, great for deep thoughts, or even just weed and dick jokes

Bedford Grow Super Silver Haze Crumble blends three vintage strains to feed your head

Wake and bake with Bedford Grow’s Lou’s Legacy leaves me stupidly stoned

Facing mortality and paranoia with the help of Verano’s Mag Landrace flower and sunrise shatter

More Reviews

Frequently Asked Legal Cannabis Questions

Frequently Asked Questions: On pot, flower, concentrates, extracts and edibles

Frequently Asked Questions: On Papers, Pipes, Bongs and Dab Rigs

Frequently Asked Questions: Is This Shit Good For You?

Articles on weed and things of interest to stoners

Top Ten Songs About Pot You Should Know From The Seventies

Where do you get high? Creating a vintage stoner lounge on a budget

How To Smoke Dope Without Coughing Your Head Off

God Save The Kinks

Doing bongs back in the day

More From The Almanac

Stoner Tunes … The best music for getting high

Stoner Tunes … The Beatle’s White Album is a whirlwind of disconnected tunes that fucked with people’s head like no other

Stoner Tunes … In The Court of the Crimson King, An Observation, by King Crimson

Stoner Tunes … Spirit’s The Twelve Dreams of Dr. Sardonicus

Under the Influence: Smoking weed and thinking about politics

Strange Days have found us …

For me it started when I noticed Elon Musk’s bling. Imagine for a moment that you’re Elon Musk, getting dressed to go to the Capital. You know you’re going to be photographed and those photos will be going all over the world. Rarely a snappy dresser, Musk tends to go with black tshirts advertising Tesla…

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I need a Christian to explain this to me … so far none are biting.

When people ask me now if I’m a Christian I hesitate. I still hold the same beliefs, morals and values I learned in church as a child. But over the past two months, when I’ve seen what so many Christians stand for, and won’t stand for, I’m less inclined to be counted among them. It’s…

Continue Reading I need a Christian to explain this to me … so far none are biting.

A fun game!

Each answer equals 2.75 points. Let’s play! Elections Zelensky – Won by capturing 73% of the vote Trump – Won by capturing just under 50% of the vote. Support of the people Zelensky – 57% despite suffering through three years of a Russian invasion. Numbers are again rising thanks to Donald Trump’s insults. Trump -…

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You never hear mention of Russian weed … perhaps they could use some?

We’ve been at war with Russia for three years now. We’ve provided arms to the Ukrainians in their fight against a Russian invasion. That money doesn’t go directly to the Ukraine, but to American defense contractors, which helps our economy. 45 other countries also provide weapons and support, and together we’ve imposed sanctions on Russia…

Continue Reading You never hear mention of Russian weed … perhaps they could use some?

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