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The Vintage Stoner

The Vintage Stoner

An old pothead's views on legal weed and getting high

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I created this image a few years back, before Artificial Intelligence reared its ugly little head. Imagine my horror when I look at it now and realize it looks just like an A.I. generated image. Just my fucking luck …

An old stoner’s almanac

Reviews of legal cannabis in southern Illinois and how to use it

Plus the best tunes for catching a buzz

This site came from one of those ideas you get when you’re stoned. Reading weed reviews is like reading a science textbook. Fuck that. Can I go to Walmart after smoking it? Is it a good strain for work, or will I be glued to the couch. Smoking the strains we used to read about in High Times, but never could find here in Bumfuck, Egypt.

Reviews

Taking A Shower With GTI Black Afghan and a side of Nature’s Grace And Wellness’ Skywalker

Bedford Grow’s Azrael offers a giggly buzz, great for deep thoughts, or even just weed and dick jokes

Bedford Grow Super Silver Haze Crumble blends three vintage strains to feed your head

Wake and bake with Bedford Grow’s Lou’s Legacy leaves me stupidly stoned

Facing mortality and paranoia with the help of Verano’s Mag Landrace flower and sunrise shatter

More Reviews

Frequently Asked Legal Cannabis Questions

Frequently Asked Questions: On pot, flower, concentrates, extracts and edibles

Frequently Asked Questions: On Papers, Pipes, Bongs and Dab Rigs

Frequently Asked Questions: Is This Shit Good For You?

Articles on weed and things of interest to stoners

Top Ten Songs About Pot You Should Know From The Seventies

Where do you get high? Creating a vintage stoner lounge on a budget

How To Smoke Dope Without Coughing Your Head Off

God Save The Kinks

Doing bongs back in the day

More From The Almanac

Stoner Tunes … The best music for getting high

Stoner Tunes … The Beatle’s White Album is a whirlwind of disconnected tunes that fucked with people’s head like no other

Stoner Tunes … In The Court of the Crimson King, An Observation, by King Crimson

Stoner Tunes … Spirit’s The Twelve Dreams of Dr. Sardonicus

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